Thursday, June 19, 2008

Tivo World Championship Basketball

Exclusive coverage from the Tivo World Championships, held Wednesday July 18 2008.

Starting Lineups:

PG: The Animal
SG: Zac "Handles"
SG: Dr. Nic
SF: The Alaskan Assassin
SF: El Matador
PF: Nelbomber
C: TrevGnar

In front of a packed stadium of one these gladiators battled it out to the finish and the coveted title of Tivo basketball World Champions (for the week).

See you out there next time.

Zac Handles w/ the juke, it IS all about the moves

Yeah that's gonna get swatted we ain't in alaska and that weak shot ain't 'God's Will'

The animal posting up strong

At least 7 foot wingspan

All Ball!!

Teammates? Who needs em?

Just throw it down big man, cmon

no one handed shots (that is pretty close though)

Nelbomber, unstoppable force (not to mention a nice no one handed shot)
sick 'em Animal

And now...the crowning moment...the championship game in it's entirety -- IN VIDEO...

That's right, every spine-tingling second, every electrifying no look pass, every exhilarating sensational rim-rattling pulse thumping play recorded in shaky digital camera video footage for your viewing enjoyment...exclusively available directly to you only on Horacethepig, your official home for Tivo Basketball World Championships coverage.



If you managed to watch more than 40 seconds of that lackluster performance, I commend you. Joel, let us know you're filming next time and we'll step up the INTENSY. (yes I know how to spell intensity. That is a very inside joke that probably nobody reading this will know. We had a character on our HS freshman basketball team named Marlon Mcrae, who while an amiable fellow was not the brightest kid, and one day to pump us up before a game he wrote on the chalkboard in big letters:

"Play with INTENSY
INTENSY
INTENSY
INTENSY
INTENSY!"

so now you know that inside joke. And we did play with a lot of intensy that game. See you next week!)

To view all the photos taken by Joel, go here.

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